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Claire Harrison
Claire Harrison is a Campaign Manager at blooom. A high-fiver, thinker, and coffee drinker, Claire loves the Oxford comma and clean design. She’s werkin’ hard to help people learn about their retirement savings and how easy blooom is to use.
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Soar Strong Like Queen B: To The Left Default Investment!

Welcome to another episode of Retirement Jargon Sampler. Wicka wicka whaaaaah!?

Allow me to drop a beat while we break down the complicated world of 401k management.

(If you missed the blooom team’s first track, the beautiful echoes of a 401k, check it out .)

Track #2 DROPS NOW! It’s Titled “Default Investment Option”

Watch me translate the jargon as I break it down flip it and reverse it….

“You must not know ‘bout me

You must not know ‘bout me

I could have another you in a minute

Matter fact he’ll be here in a minute, baby

You must not know ‘bout me

You must not know ‘bout me

I can have another you by tomorrow

So don’t ever for a second get

To thinking you’re irreplaceable …”

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